Due to the recent wave of nose-bleeding fangirls (and fanboys, for that matter) resulting from the shameless interactions between Michael Fassbender & James McAvoy (such relationship hereafter referred to as 'Fassavoy'), it has been decided to create a Blood Bank for these poor souls, so their blood shall not be wasted and put up for good use.
Warning: this is not a place to prevent the nose-bleeding phenomena, but a place to gather elements that cause it.
Happy Anniversary XMFC Cherik/McFassy fandom
I mean, MY BABIES! ALREADY A YEAR OLD!
and may the words of our captain continue to inspire us:
Aaaghhh. the only ideas that this gives me is that Charles/whatever James incarnation is this deaf kid who works as a busboy at a restaurant during the afternoons/evenings to make the money needed get himself (and Raven?) through school. Erik/Fassy incarnation goes to this place quite often to hang with his friends on their lunch break or whatever.
Deaf people are almost always very exuberant with facial and physical expressions since they don’t often rely on their voices.
Charles/James never talks much and he’s always really smiley and laughs funny (funny to Erik/Fassy, but its just the common laugh that many deaf people have - a very brusque and loud laugh that they don’t bother trying to stifle since they can’t hear how loud they’re being) so Erik/Fassy just assumes he’s a bit mentally disabled. He thinks this kid is totally adorable - cutest, cheekiest little smarm in the entire world, the way he acts and makes faces and stuff. They flirt, in a way, Erik/Fassy thinks its all in good fun, he wishes the kid could talk but Charles/James always shies away from any conversation Erik/Fassy tries to have.
One day, Erik/Fassy decides ‘fuck it,’ because he’s starting to think that Charles/James is a lot smarter than he seems. He brings a hand up, waves a tip and tries to get Charles/James to come over, but Charles/James is used to being playfully teased by him so he shakes his head a little. Erik/Fassy can’t help but start to smile and mimic the action, so Charles/James does it again with more force.
Only, its just a matter of time before Charles/James’ curiosity gets the best of him and he comes over. Erik/Fassy gives him a dollar for every question he answers - and Charles/James is pretty good at reading lips, but after a while he’d end up getting frustrated and saying in a broken voice, ‘write it down, please?’
and Fassy/Erik realizes that he’s totally gotten the situation wrong the entire time. Charles/James can talk just fine, its only that he can’t hear - not that he can’t understand.
Zim, wow, lend me that hat where you pull these ideas from please, I’ll return it dry-cleaned and with great appreciation.
Omg, can you imagine tho — psychic-Charles getting treated like an idiot because he can’t hear, but really he can hear way more than people realise and tends to answer the questions people thought but didn’t ask. >_<’
*also, does Zimothy have access to the Sorting Hat or Diadem of Ravenclaw or some powdered dragon-claw shit or what? JELLY!!*
(Source: mcavoy-jamiebell-cillian)
Happy McFassy-Tuesday to all of you =)
since everything’s about The Avengers and especially Loki and his mantra “I do what I want” at the moment and today is McFassy-Day also I’ll just post this picture because while Loki does what he wants, Erik wants Charles ^^
It’s not my picture but I saved it and now it’s perfect for the occasion ;)
So happy McFassy-Tuesday and a good night!
I’m afraid I just exploded.
Okay, what was in the note?
Professor Lehnsherr finally agrees to tutor him in private if he can be bothered to turn up, but Tutorial is in 10 minutes?! o_O
[ps. also, I am guessing McAvoy’s teachers just spent all day telling him to wipe that make-up off his face. BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM.]
(Source: cigarettesmoke-yeah)
*interested Mouse is interested*
#!*Michael Fassbender!! you stop that this INST-*#!
O_o never mind…
(Source: papercutperfect)
Hey, Bb!Charles, when he offers you a cup of tea, insist on being allowed to drink it out of the dimples on his lower back…
“On the bed?”
“Yes, James.”
“Standing.”
“Mhmm.”
“… you want me to take all of my clothes off?”
“And then spread your legs and put your hands on the wall, yes.”
“You’ve been talking to your friend Steve way too much.”
“We haven’t got all day, James.”
(Source: capricornlifeblood)
oh my god what —
what just happened
is anybody going to resuscitate me or
So-
-yeah…
